He's living the dream. Via Lowering the Bar, once again. Text below the cut if you don't care for links.

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Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes » Chez Cinema

Another of my CS stories added to Not Always Right. Text is below for the link-phobic:

(Note: we’re in a movie theater.)

Customer: “So, you guys got, like, showers here and everything?”

Me: “No, we don’t.”

Customer: *looking revolted* “Gross! So you guys just don’t wash?”

Me: “Well, ( Read more... )

I called the HR person back this morning. Sadly for me, they are going with another candidate. My interviews were good, but my test results weren't as strong. :( But the HR person did say that if I see anything else that interests me on the company site, to give her a call. I also asked her if she knew what could have been improved on the test, and ( Read more... )

Tech rep for a large ISP.

Sir, if the nice consultant you spoke with this morning - no, two days ago - no, this morning filed a problem report for the non-phone-encumbered higher techs, and told you it would take three days, you don't call back that afternoon - no, two days later - no, that afternoon and try to get a different answer ( Read more... )

First, answers to the first lines meme ( Read more... )

Today was apparently National Scream-Like-A-Crack-Baby-Who-Missed-Nap-Time Day. All day.

Then I bought alcohol.

That is all.

The sheer number of people who say things like "Don't you have backup copies of all your member's IM conversations?", "Don't you keep copies of everyone's e-mail", "Can't you SEE what sites I've been to?", or "I'm away from a computer/can't access e-mail on my machine, so if I give YOU my password and just change it later, can you go in and tell me ( Read more... )

Why do I keep having this conversation? Why? Why ( Read more... )

Dear Rage-filled Man ;

An hour after I finally escaped from a call where you did nothing but bellow, rant, talk down to me, and do everything you possibly could to ensure that your problem did not get fixed, one of my managers put an envelope on my desk. In it was a note from the QA rep who happened to audit that call, and a commendation for ( Read more... )

( Cut for language, irrational ranting, and use of the capslock of RAGE )